How to wreck your Sunday in 3 easy steps…
1) Wake up
2) Find a theater near you.
3) Watch the first show of “Kambhakht Ishq”

For better results, try going along with a hardcore Akshaya Kumar fan. All the more good, if that person is your wifey or girl in your life.

Rest assured, for the whole day you will be in a peculiar state of wooziness, palpitations, agitation, spasm, anguishes… Okay, I guess you got the idea. Some of you might also get a mild suffering of insomnia for next couple of days but research shows that though there are no medicines for it but the good news is, it’s a temporary situation and the best way to come out is to think healthy and try to distract your mind by forgetting about that distressful day.

Same therapy (read steps) can be used for several other causes as well. To name a few…

1) Vengeance guide for dummies Well in this case you will have to gift the ticket to your enemy ( mind you, “ENEMY” not “husband”)
2) What you should not do if you are in film industry.
3) The idiots guide to break up with your beau.
4) How to get a severe headache in 3 easy steps.

Now the good part is, once you are done with the exercise, you will be an all new, improved, super shakti vala insaan (man with super powers), confident enough to go watch any damn movie. For the simple reason, come what may, no one can bloody make a worse movie than this... so in any case, the odds will be in your favor!

Till then!! Keep singing… Bebo main bebo, dil mera le lo… @#!%^$#

Cheers!!

19 Responses
  1. Raj Says:

    lol...i kno how u feel mahn. atleast almost. i spoiled my friday evening. :P

    its not funny how everything about that movie jus redefined LAME.


  2. LOL!!! serves you right ST :)


  3. Anonymous Says:

    Neha leke gayi kya? :D :D :D


  4. I sure pity you.Was never interested in this movie and shall most likely never see it in this life, unless of course by force!


  5. Ha ha ha... Good one.
    You surely deserve a Nobel Prize for Bravery for putting up with that movie.


  6. LOL! Is it THAT bad????



  7. Anonymous Says:

    Akshay Kumar needs to restrategise, seriously!

    Atleast you got time to cuddle and sit with you wife. You complain a lot these days of being 'busy' :p

    The thinking blogger :D


  8. Scarletd1ar1es - Sigh, god knows what is it with bollywood.. why cant they come up with some sensible movies and so with these actresses who think that showing more cleavage is the infallible weapon to attract males..

    LGL - come on, I am half not bad :)


  9. Ki - Shhhh!! She also reads this blog.. so no comments ;)

    Ms. Speaks - Lucky you that so far no one is there to force you.. but then I am waiting and we will see :))


  10. Parikshit - Hahaha.. I would have loved to but to be honest, I dont really deserve that.. I came out after intermission.. just couldn't hold it anymore :)

    JLT - See it to believe it.. All the very best :))


  11. Cofffe Angel - Like I said, see it to believe it but then it depends on several other factors like, liking to the lead actors, your take on ham, your taste for PJs and so on :))

    and BTW, welcome to my place

    StillThinking - do you think you need to write that signature, the word "complain" came and I knew who is it :)

    cuddle and sit.. Hmmm guess home is a better place.. the night, the weather, the balcony.. what say :)


  12. Anil Sawan Says:

    lol, i just wished u put a pic of ur expression wen u were running out of the cinema!! :P


  13. peter Says:

    I feel sorry for Brandon Routh,Sylvester Stallone,Denise Richards and Holly valance.


  14. BrownPhantom Says:

    Wakai me , bahut hee zyada kharaab movie thi..I hear it was in UK top 10 lst week.. Angrej log kya ijajat denge desh ko agar kisi ne dekh lee to..
    But yes, you did find the postivies/learnings quite rightly:)


  15. Miss M Says:

    LOL!

    I needed a good laugh today and got it here! Seriously, I find it funny that people are even going to the theatre to watch this fantastic movie!

    No no, not laughing AT you. I swear.
    :)


  16. Sawan - It was Mrs. Gupta's expressions which were worth seeing :)

    Peter - Oh these guys were there too?? didnt realized or guess I didnt stay that long in the theater :P


  17. BrownPhantom - :)

    Miss M - So did you watch this fantastic movie ;)


  18. Miss Komal Says:

    blah .

    Same happened to me , when we were enticed by stupid promo's of " tere sang" ....
    Complete disaster :-(

    ainvi paise barbaad ho gaye :(


    I havent't watched a dcent movie sonce jaaney tu ... ( t'was really cute )


    Chalo , you've got company .